Trump Topwater Fishing Lure

The Trump Topwater Fishing Lure

• Fantastic Topwater Lure, Really The Best

• Catches Huge Fish, The Biggest Fish, Believe Me, Ask Anyone

• The Strongest Durable American Design Ever, Trust Me

• If You Hear This Isn't The Best Lure Ever It's #FakeNews

• All Other Lures Are Losers, Complete Disasters